Have I ever made it clear how much I hate mind-readers?

... Are all the trolls the same age? One told me that they had "reached their fifth wiggling day", whatever that means, and that that meant that they were between nine and twelve in human years.

I didn't just spend three days dating a nine-year-old, did I?

... I still don't understand what the significance of "the b-word" is. Why are people here suddenly reacting so horribly to it?